Funny Status Updates – April 2015

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Are you looking to make someone laugh? and that someone happens to be your family, friends, or relatives? The best way to do it is through updating your status on whatsapp by some of the world leading funny quotes from top authors. We found top quotes from the internet and posted them in this article. Check them out and give a smile on the faces of your loved ones-

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.

Oscar Levant

The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Cure for an obsession: get another one.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

So did these quotes made you laugh like kapil sharma from comedy nights with kapil? if not we will try our best to add even funnier quotes in future.

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